why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am
Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.
i hope you’re getting all this down
if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
i was given detention because a teacher found out i had been giving him fake notes to get out of gym and he asked me if i had anything that was real and i said ‘my boobs’
Dean and I are proud of you.
at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
in case you need reminding why Phil should win
I mean..just look at how his completely-straight-fyi-i-like-vagina friend looks at him
That’ll be all.
if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
What have you done
actually if you were invisible you wouldn’t be able to see at all because the cones and rods in your eyes wouldn’t be able to absorb light
i bet youre fun at parties
Sherlock having a chat with his mother
every time i see pictures of this sculpture i wonder why people crop out the best part
BOTH THESE GOATS ARE POPPIN ROCK SOLID BONERS
do u ever hear someone mention one of ur fandoms in public but you can’t fully react but in ur mind u kinda just
hey dan look you’re on a black and white blog
omg I’m crying
omg actual tears
Dan, you hipster, you.
That is so cool. It’s the sound waves of them saying I do. Holy crap.
just gonna reblog this every single time i see it
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
IT GOT BETTER
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger